I’ve written scripts for sketch comedy, tourism videos, how-to talking head bits and commercials.

Let me sell some stuff for your clients! I am confident my writing will get them to click out of whatever social media site they’re doomscrolling, right to the “Add to Bag” button.

I’ve written newsletters and blogs for brands trying to seamlessly plug their services; ridiculous listicles I hope my mom never reads; rankings for various food products and restaurants; and plenty of TMI-level personal essays. If you need someone to craft your message with care and humor, I can deliver.

I’ve produced both scripted and unscripted video content. I can secure locations, create props, cast talent, hold a boom mic, create a shooting schedule, hire a crew, and provide overall moral support for any stressed out director!

I’ve been doing stand-up since MySpace was King (2006, to be exact). Should I admit that here? Yes, the 22-year-old who started comedy would be proud (I think). Unfortunately, I’ve never had stage fright.